HOW TO PICK UP A WOMAN
you have to compliment her, you have to cuddle her, you have to kiss her, you have to caress her, you have to love her, you have to stroke her, you have to comfort her, you have to protect her, you have to hug her, you have to wine and dine her, you have to buy gifts for her, you have to listen to her, you have to respect her, you have to stand by her, you have to support her, you have to go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO PICK UP A BLOKE
Arrive naked … with beer.
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