Funny Beer Joke

It was a Mothers day eve and Patrick was busy emptying Guinness Beer Kegs at the local pub.

Around 3AM, Having Drunk his fair share. As he stepped in the door his cuckoo clock cuckooed 3 times. In an amazing display of sharp thinking he quickly cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. Proud of his achievements he made his way to bed.

The next day, his wife asked what time he had arrived home, and he replied, “Midnight, just like I said I would.”

She said that was good, and then for some reason she said she needed to get a new cuckoo clock. When Patrick asked why, she answered, “Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, cleared its throat,’ cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, said ‘Shit’, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling.”

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