Funny Beer Joke – water vs Beer

To those of you who enjoy a fine ale… and those who don’t.

to quote Ben Franklin: ‘In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.’

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. col i) – bacteria found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking beer (or wine, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:  Water = Poo, Beer = Health .

Therefore, it’s better to drink Beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

This has been a BeerBrewGuru public service announcement.

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