Dangers of rude jokes

Dangers of rude jokes

A bloke named Patrick who works as an accountant decides to take off early from work and go for a quick beer on the way home.At the pub he happens to meet his old mate Sean who buys him a pint of beer and tells him a few rude jokes. Now Patrick happened to have a few rude jokes of his own, and so before long they were exchanging all manner of rude jokes and dirty jokes and even a few racist jokes, all of which happened to be Hilarious Jokes.

They stay there exchanging dirty jokes until the bar closes at 2am.

At which time Patrick is extremely drunk having drunk so many pint of beer while telling dirty jokes. When he gets home, he doesn’t want to wake anyone up for fear of his wifes wrath, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. But when he is only half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his bum. Which wouldn’t have been so bad, except that he had a nasty habit of keeping his empty pint bottles in his back pockets when he was in deep conversation, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his bum terribly. But, Patrick was so drunk that he didn’t even realise he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he went and checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed.

The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.

“Well, you really tied one on last night,” she said. “Where’d you go?”

“I worked late,” he said, “…and I stopped off for a couple of beers on the way home.”

“A couple of beers? That’s a laugh,” she replied, “You were plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?”

“What makes you so sure I got drunk last night,anyway?” inquired Patrick.

“Well,” she replied, “my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror.”

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