Robot Barman

Robot Barman

This bloke goes into a shiny new pub in town and there’s a robot bartender.

The robot Barman says, “What will you have?”

The fella says, “I’ll have a VB.”

The robot barmen brings back the VB and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “168”.

The robot barman then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the new pub.

The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”  The guy says, “I’ll have a VB Thanks”.

Again, the robot barman gives the VB to the man and says, “What’s your IQ?”  The fella says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about cricket, brands of beer and the weather.

The bloke leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the new pub.

The robot Bartender says, “What will you have?”  The guy says, “I’ll grab a VB thanks”, and the robot Barman brings him another VB.

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The bloke says, “Uh, about 50.”

The robot barman leans in real close and genuinly asks, “So, you people still happy you voted for Rudd?”

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